"Fifty Shades of Grey" is coming. Real soon. I wonder how many people are staying home during the month of February because I expect, no, I sense approaching tomfoolery.
The fans are already ecstatic. The haters or dislikers: I have no idea what they are going to do which is even more unsettling. Hormones will be off the charts even more than usual Valentine's Day. Get your bomb shelters ready, people.
